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I have a bunch of old public entries (haha, wow I'm lame), and I don't update at all really. I mostly watch and comment in communities.

If you'd like to be friended, though, just ask. But I may have to chew your niblets. Be forewarned.

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"take a picture of yourself right now.
don't change your clothes, don't fix your hair...just take a picture.
post that picture with NO editing.
post these instructions with your picture."

( slightly bigger ver. )

I'm in New York right now at a hotel called Hotel Wolcott. It's been around for a hundred years. It's costing money to be online, though, so I have to make this quick.

We took the train here, which was interesting. A black lady got in a near-fistfight with some German tourists because she wanted their seats. The German lady was crying and saying, "help me, help me!"... Then about 20 minutes later my dad got kicked off the train for smoking onboard like a fucking idiot. We stayed on, and he caught the next train, some business class thingy. Way better than the train we were on.

Um. I think that's all. Money is being eaten. OK. Bye.

Oh. We're going to Syracuse the day after tomorrow.

The end.

OHH. One more thing. I FUCKING HATE NEW YORK. Too many people and yucky smells and noise and yuck. Yuck. I miss Virginia. Ok, the end.

I had a dream that my nipple was split open and leaking juice all over the place, so I showed Dr. Phil and he was like, "We're gonna hafta do something 'bout that" and he sent me to some weird hospital and they fucked up and I was there for a year.

And then I was in a video game. It was so realistic it was actually "real". Once I got over the queasy feeling and adjusted my eyes, it was real to me. No different than if it were an actual place. If video games ever get this realistic (which they will) people will not have lives. At all. I was lost in this game, and it wasn't even a game. It was... someone's house. But it was so real. And there was a dinosaur.

Anubis Clever, fatalist, deep. Sympathetic, generous, loving and perseverant in proving their view point Colors: male: sienna, female: crimson Compatible Signs: Bastet, Isis Dates: May 8 - May 27, Jun 29 - Jul 13 Role: God of death and mummification Appearance: Jackal or a jackal-headed man Sacred animals: jackal What is Your Egyptian Zodiac Sign? Designed by CyberWarlock of Warlock's Quizzles and Quandaries

It smells like Thanksgiving. I don't want to eat.

Look what I stole from mr. jarvi-lady. It's a very efficient time killer.

1. Open a music player.
2. Go to 'all music'/'library'.
3. Hit shuffle/repeat/randomise.
4. Find photos of the first 15 artists/bands that come up (no repeats and no cheating).
5. Have people guess who the artists/bands are.
6. Paste this in your journal and do it too, so I can have fun guessing as well.

This will probably be easy for you guys... D:

( lots of pictures + lots of artists )

OK, sleep time... I miss Sean. ;-;

Today as we were out galavanting around, we found peacocks. Yes, peacocks. We were driving through a residential area and out of nowhere 3 or 4 of 'em came slinking out of the bushes and into the middle of the street. I tried to take a picture, but when I opened the door, Mr. Peacock freaked out and ran into the bushes again. I didn't know that Peacock Land existed in the middle of gangster-ville. I want picture evidence that it exists!!

For now, I only have a picture of the sun setting. Not as satisfying as peacocks (peacocks have magic tailfeathers that drag on the ground) but it is a picture. Looking at pictures is entertaining, right? Ezactally.

( Sun set )

OK. Time for translating.

Hecks yeah. I slept so much. I also ate a lot of bananas. It was a good day.

We're growing lentils in French class. Mine are not doing so well. I hope they're not dead on Monday. O:

Awwww, why hello there, koala-dog-bear on fake wood! How are you? Aaaaghuh. I suddenly feel the need to go to the 99 cent store and buy a whole shitload of weird crap I don't need. Koala needs a friend. I think I'll do that tomorrow!

REMINDER: Bring in cans of Chef Boyardee for psychology class. The homeless people need some yumyums on Christmas.

Oh snap. I didn't think that would happen. x_x So, my little toe is now fat and bruised. I didn't think I hurt it that bad. *pokes at it*


Pretty sucky picture, but you get the idea. XD

I will try to get a picture of fog & Christmas lights later on tonight, but for now I sleeeeeeeeep.

I stubbed my little toe. ;A; It's super fat now. And it hurts if I put too much weight on it or poke at it. Or wiggle it. Reminds me of the time I was getting out of the car and I bumped my head, then turned around and got hit in the face by my sister's door opening.

The fog is craaazy thick right now. Looks pretty weird with all the Christmas lights that are out. Aaaaa. I wish it would snow here.

It's pet the bunny time!


15 days till winter break~ H'okay, sleep.

( MAYO CAKE )

And now I'm off to Home Depot. Yes, I'm well enough to venture outside~ *shines*

I suck at memorizing lines. D: Even if they're relatively short, I suck.

For anyone who can understand, the following is a little play we're doing in French. It's funny (not on purpose, I don't think, it just sounds funny). I said this before, but I'm the "témoin (witness)", and I think I have the best lines. XDD I also have the most. D: In English the title translates to "Your hand in my pocket".

( Votre main dans ma poche )

I hate telephones.

The only RPG I've ever been a part of on AL was the one where I had this character named Nico. So yeah. For practicing with Haru, I traced a drawing of Nico in and coloured it.

He was supposed to be eating... some sort of animal, but when we were making crepes, I said to myself, "Hey, it kinda looks crepe-like" And so now it's a crepe picture. I don't know how to colour crepes, so... yeah. It kinda doesn't look too much like one. XDD I wanted to make a background and maybe put highlights or something in his hair, but I was afraid I would ruin it. Bomb diggity - I've so got this layer-thing down.

( La Chandeleur )

That is all.

I'm so happy tomorrow's Friday. But... geeh, it's also Cougar Connections. >_<; Hate.

I got my Tamagotchi today! Fast shipping because Jpntoys is a small business.

Her name is Mugi~ Which would've been in katakana, but it only displays hiragana (the instruction booklet is engulfed in furigana as well. not surprising, as it's directed at little kids).

Uwaaa! Mugi just grew!! She went from 14g to 21g~ ...uuu. She's rounder and floaty now. Aww, the dance didn't change yet.

No! My sister just stole Mugi! .__. Evil murderer. *stabstab*

Eto... here are some scans of Mugi's screen and picture of her in her little egg-package.

( むぎ )

I love it. >-<;

My YesAsia package shipped out yesterday, too! It's a party!

I sliced my toe on this yesterday. ;___; It was on the floor (because I was using the tape to decorate my CD player) and I just kinda stepped right down on the little tape-cutting part. I usually like getting cuts, but did the instrument it happened by have to be evil and serated!? ;___; Getting cut by something serated is horrible, and it makes me cringe and... die. Now it's pretty, though - a perfect little centimeter deep slit (which hurts like madness at times). Hurray.

Oh! Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim! (Hopefully that got your attention? o.o) Are you free the sunday following this sunday to drive up to Heath-bar-choco's and visit her? It'll be all weird-like, driving that far with a passenger. So, does that sound alright? Or all you all booked with other things?

I want it.

Damn you California and your weird marsupial laws. ;__;

If I ever move to a state that allows them, I'm gonna get two males (so they're not lonely and don't make babies) and name them Nipples the Sugar Gliders (aka Migi + Hidari).

There is a large man on QVC right now and he's selling Faux Mink/Chinchilla coats. He sounds like a chronic chain-smoking gay pimp. I think I'm scared.

-"Look how dynamite it looks on our model. Oh... wait, we don't have it on the model." XD
-"My God! How cute is it on you?! *wavy hand motions* *touchfeeltouchgropes the model*"

He has snow white hair, he looks like he's 60, he's bulky and he's wearing a tuxedo.

...and now it's time to go watch The Terminal with my dad. >3

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your own bulletin...along with these instructions.
5. Don't search around and look for the "coolest" book you can find. Do what's actually next to you.

"They had a large canvas bag, which tied up at the mouth with strings: into this they slipped the guinea-pig, head first, and then sat upon it."

- excerpt from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass (c) Lewis Carroll

Ironically, I was reading a book when I saw this meme - so I had to do it. XD If I was instead, doing my homework like I should have been, this probably would have been a quote from The Catcher in the Rye. *needs to finish reading chapter 4*

Wargh! It's so cold. *freezes* I usually like the cold, but, today it was too cold. (Mind you, this is in my freakish Califonian sense of temperature. XD) This is not fun when you have to wear very-not-warm shorts for P.E./Weight Training. I was shivering and my nose was numb and my ears were numb and my legs and... and I got mud all over my shoes. *pets the Christmas Pumas*